I wasn't sure if this was cool or just down right useless. I figured I would share none the less.

nice!

Titled: Ass Saving Techniques

... not what I expected....

because I've been laughing my balls off at these....

I was reading through some old posts and found Jizzum's Kate Upton post. I figured she deserved some more... uh... exposure in the forums! :D

Feel free to share some of your favourites...

work it... work it....

basically... everyone gets naked in the supermarket. that's the concept.

pay attention to the fat guys nipples.
then the black guy at 1:50
then spin at 3:23

fantastic work on all of the censoring though. hat's off to them.

wow... just wow. this guy talks with such passion and conviction.

Serious shit. just... wow.

Band: The Kooks
Official Website: http://www.thekooks.com/



So there I was in front of my computer with a stupid look on my face watching a porn clip. Some underfed girl who was, more than likely, trying to feed her meth habit was doing a strip tease to what sounded like a poorly recorded punk song. As the song played on the and the clothes started coming off I realized I was more interested in the song than I was the chick. However I am but a man and the clothes were almost off...

Before I was overwhelmed by my masturbatory lust I decided to google what few lyrics I could make out. I was overjoyed when I discovered the song was "Do You Want To See The World" by The Kooks and that youtube's audio quality was of much better quality! I was also happy to discover that I was still very much erect!(Click Here for the porn Clip NSFW)



At this point I am on a mission the find more from these guys. I quickly discovered that they have seen radio play and aren't really punk at all. One thing was for sure in my mind though; these guys are damn good!



Now I can see why these guys aren't mega popular. The front man isn't much of a front man plus he seems to have an obsession with relationship songs. (nickelback anyone? *pukes*) They aren't all bad though! These guys do a sweet cover of Pumped up Kicks after all!



When compared to other Rock bands the Kooks rank low. Real low. Which I think is an atrocity! How the fuck is it that Canada's merry band of douchebags (nickelback) has a staggering 13 million Likes on facebook when the kooks have a paltry 25k?

Anyway, I think these guys are prtty good and I am doing what little I can to send some love their way. Check them out. I made a playlist on Youtube. You should check it out.



Twitter:

https://twitter.com/#!/THEKOOKSMUSIC

Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/thekooksofficial

Turns out the US fucked up and the Mega Upload team will not face trial...

https://torrentfreak.com/megaupload-...e-says-120420/